collegehumor:

Just because I smart doesn’t mean I’m not drink.

Finish Engineering Level: Alcoholism (10 Innovative Ways to Booze it Up)

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collegehumor:

By Professor Romeo von Sexhaver

Finish reading: Finally, A Step-By-Step Guide To Getting All The Bitches.

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saintlukas:

matchless:

*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*

*ok let’s shoot for 21*

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rainsfell:

how do i get over someone who i never dated

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collegehumor:

It’s called rugrat-chic.

collegehumor:

It’s called rugrat-chic.

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doncasturbate:

look how tiny Liam’s arms used to be

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now look at this shit

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